Showing posts with label Wretlemania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wretlemania. Show all posts

Wrestlemania XXX - Personal Forecast

I never understood why Wrestlemania is that big of a thing. The only really astonishing thing about it is Undertaker's streak, even though the Deadman is becoming old as well. I am a big fan of the Royal Rumble, Elimination Chamber, and basically PPVs that revolve around gimmick matches (minus Survivor Series because it is not by far what it used to be). So, all the hype about Wrestlemania - for me - is incomprehensible. The only thing I like about it is the big Fan Axxess!
Hall Of Fame
The Hall Of Fame should be there for people that did something for wrestling as a sport and as an industry! By now, you can be sure that almost everyone will end up in the HOF sooner or later, whether they did great or not. If you didn't fuck up after leaving the WWE, you are as good as in.
You don't even have to be a Wrestler! Actors, boxer, whoever showed their face for a short time gets inducted. For me, this completely destroys the meaning behind a Hall Of Fame in general. It's a joke and a way to make more money, and that is all. It's not prestigious, not anymore!
WWE Tag Team Championship Fatal 4-Way Match
The Usos vs. Rybaxel vs. The Real Americans vs. Los Matadores
First of all, putting this match in the Pre-Show is a real waste. If there will be no filler matches, I can understand since one match has to go into the Pre-Show, and it would be either this one or the Diva's match for they haven't been announced as much as the others, but if there is a filler match, why wasting a title match for the Pre-Show, something you can see even without purchasing the PPV?
Secondly, the participants. The Usos deserved a victory, even if  think it was too early for them to get the titles from the New Age Outlaws. There was no real story involved, they simply got a match and won. This surely didn't do much to either team's credibility (Usos and Outlaws), and it gave the Tag Titles even less meaning. But still, they are the champions and even though they lack the proper build up, they are doing a mighty fine job up to now. The Real Americans have been in for a title shot for a long long time now, and with the big pop Cesaro and his Swing get every time they're on the screen, it was no question that they should be in this match. It's the other two teams that strike a nerve with me.
Rybaxel had been caught in a downward spiral even before they turned their back on Paul Heyman, but after losing him as their manager (or separating ways with him), it went worse and worse. Ryback is no force to be reckon with anymore. He is a joke. Losing match after match didn't do any of them any favor, and now it seems like it drags down the rest of the contestants in this Fatal 4-Way as well. And yet, involving the latest matches, it at least made sense to put them in this match...
... Which is not the case with Los Matadores. The WWE lacks tag teams at the moments, or so it seems. Since Cody Rhodes and Goldust are in the Battle Royal, Los Matadores seemed to be the last face Tag Team around. And thus, they get a title chance. It's a joke, really, because from what they did so far, they don't deserve this spot in the slightest. Their story lines are basically non-existent, and all they are used for is being a laughing stock. Do I have to remind you which part of this team had been in the Royal Rumble?
I hardly think that The Usos will lose their titles so soon, and I would be completely fine with that. Rapidly changing titles only take the worth from them. But if they lose them in the end, I hope and pray that they won't lose them to Los Matadores or Rybaxel!!!
Vickie Guerrero's Divas Championship Invitational
Usually, the way to bring out all the Diva's on Wrestlemania is by letting them dance and jump around with one of the live acts. Embarrassing and as far from wrestling as it could get. This year, they are all thrown into one and the same match. If this really is going to be some strange Fatal 14-Way, I wonder how this is supposed to work. Not that I expect much of a diva's match anyway, but still. 14 Diva's in one ring and one has to get the pin over another - that doesn't only look stupid on the paper.
I don't really care for this match, yet I think it is highly predictable that AJ will lose her title to one of the Total Diva's cast (minus Summer Rae). My favoured pick is Natalya, yet I guess Naomi and Nikki have great chances as well - if deserved, I won't comment on that. I only know that, if Eva Marie wins, I quit!!!
The Shield vs. Kane & The New Age Outlaws
I am no particular fan of The Shield (Seth Rollins being my one big exception, but I prefer him as a singles wrestler any day), and I am more than indifferent about Kane, having even a slight repulsion against The New Age Outlaws. And thus, my only hope for this match is that The Shield wins only for the sake of stopping this ridiculous story line, and for Rollins to have a lot screen time with being able to show of his exceptional talent!
The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
After my last post about the Battle Royal, new contestants have been confirmed. Some I wished and predicted to be involved already "made it", like Darren Young, Justin Gabriel, and Zack Ryder. On the other hand, Santino Marella and The Great Khali, two I have been dreading to see in the match, are in as well. Brodus Clay, Rey R-Truth, Sin Cara, and Raw GM Brad Maddox are merely some more jobbers added to the game, while I am not sure why Rey Mysterio would have his small return (after being absent for quite a while now) in the Battle Royal. Three spots are still open. Maybe for one of the unsuccessful tag teams from the Pre-Show match?
This is definitely one of the matches I'm looking forward to, especially since I am a sucker for Royal Rumbles and Battle Royals. With the new faces added, I still see no difference in chance of winning though. Up to now, Sheamus and Big Show seem to be the most possible picks.
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt
After finishing off The Shield, Bray Wyatt and his clan were on to higher grounds, and of all people, John Cena was their chosen victim. Sure, x-times WWE champion, top guy of the company, all that jazz, but is Bray Wyatt ready for this? His rise was fast, and lined with a lot more downgrading than uplifting matches in the beginning. No question, Wyatt and his Redneck sect have charisma, potential, and just that special something, but are they good enough to succeed over the Chaingang Commander yet? I don't think so.
Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H
Aka the story line designed for CM Punk. Good for Daniel Bryan that he got booked in there instead, given that he gets a big push out of it and the whole Yes Movement, but why Triple H? Why can't he just sit back in a chair, like Vince, and make the decisions, like Vince, and leave the wrestling ring to others, like Vince? Triple H makes a shitload of money, let's face it, and with scheduling himself in for a Wrestlemania match, he takes the spot of someone who could make some money instead.
At one point in time, wrestlers should realize that they shouldn't get in the ring anymore. Triple H sadly missed it... I, like million other people, have my fingers crossed for a victory of the beard, yet, the match and the whole feud lost me as a watcher some weeks ago.
The Undertaker vs. Brock Lesnar
22:0, this is my prediction. Brock Lesnar, who obligatorily destroys his own image by taking the microphone and producing sounds only dogs can hear, is taking on the Deadman, and he actually thinks he can break The Streak. Next!
Let's just hope he doesn't break anything else on Taker, seriously! The man isn't the youngest anymore, and the Beast Incarnate is not particularly known to be extra careful with his opponents in the ring. Bob "Hardcore" Holly might disagree with me here, but a lot has changed since a young Lesnar broke Holly's arm back when he was still new to the industry!
Batista vs. Randy Orton vs. Daniel Bryan/Triple H
Worst case scenario? Triple H wins both his match against Bryan and the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. This would be my cue to plug out my computer and never watch WWE ever again. Hopefully - knock on wood - it won't happen. The only ending for this match that would be "Best for Business" would be if Daniel Bryan actually succeeds over both Batista and the current champion Orton. The odds for this to happen? Not very good. After predictably winning his match against the COO, Bryan will hardly stand a chance against two fully refreshed athletes (more or less). Besides, Triple H could still interfere and make sure that anyone gets the title but Bryan. Another match that has lost me right from the beginning actually, but still: Go Goatface!!!

Wrestlemania XXX - The Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal

For the historic Wrestlemania XXX, Hulk Hogan announced a 30 Man Over the Top Rope Battle Royal which is held in honorable memory of Andrethe Giant. 17 of the 30 participants are known already, and of course I can't just shut my mouth about it.
So here we go, my opinion about the so far known participants!
1. Dolph Ziggler
I am glad that Ziggler earned a spot at Wrestlemania, even though - in my eyes - he deserved his very own match. Recent feuds would suggest Alberto Del Rio or Damien Sandow as his opponents, but it is too late to get this on the Road to Wrestlemania anyway.
His chances are relatively slim though.
2. Big E
The man who recently lost his last name doesn't show a much better win/lose statistic. Ever since the first weeks of his title run, he had rarely been used in the shows to his full and championship-worthy potential. A match for his title would have been much more appropriate for the main PPV of the year!
With his current standing, I don't think that he will win.
3. Fandango
Obligatory jobber, any other role would be utopistic to confer to Fandango.
4. Alberto Del Rio
As mentioned above, a singles match against e.g. Dolph Ziggler would have been more appropriate to the man that battled Batista at Elimination Chamber. From holding the WWE and the World Heavyweight Title, Del Rio's star has fallen rapidly, and thus I think his chances to win the 30 Man Battle Royal are as high as the ones of Ziggler.
5. Damien Sandow
Whatever happened to the former Mr. Money in the Bank and Intellectual Savior of the unwashed Masses, I don't like it. After unsuccessfully cashing in his Money in the Bank contract last year, Sandow had been part of some minor matches, mostly as the one being defeated. Sadly, he inhabits the status of a jobber by now, especially in this match.
6. Titus O'Neil
Even though Darren Young defeated him in their very short-lived feud, it isn't Mr. No Days Off who is seen in the ring currently. But still, O'Neil seems like nothing but a joke figure, especially after the St. Patrick's Day match against Sheamus (and Hornswoggle). No chance in hell.
7. Christian
Christian, who hasn't even been featured as a guest in Miz TV in the last episode of Smackdown, should rather be in a single match against Sheamus as well, giving the recent history of the two competitors. Instead, both are thrown into the Battle Royal Match.
The chances for the Canadian wrestler to win, in my eyes, are non-existent though.
8. Sheamus
Same as above, why build up a rivalry between Sheamus and Christian, only to carry it out in a 30 Man Battle Royal. That doesn't make sense to me.
My fear is that Sheamus' chance to win isn't even that small in this match. With the announced push that supposedly awaits the Irish brawler after Wrestlemania, a victory in the Battle Royal could be a given.
9. Big Show
Who better to win a Battle Royal dedicated to the "Eighth Wonder of the world" than another physically large athlete? Maybe one who only returned recently and, in my opinion, ruined the whole Authority storyline back in 2013.
For the WWE commentators it seems like Big Show winning is the most predictable thing, and exactly this makes me think that he won't win this one. Big guy or not.
10. Mark Henry
I wouldn't say that Mark Henry lost his credibility when being dismantled by Brock Lesnar and being sent into a break, but it still doesn't look very good on his resume. Especially when heading into such a prestigious Wrestlemania Match. For me, it looks like Mark Henry was thrown in there to have a guy who needs to be eliminated by 3+ people.
11. - 13. 3MB
Okay, who are we kidding?
14. & 15. Cody Rhodes & Goldust
After losing the Tag Team Titles to The New age Outlaws, it seems like things around The Brotherhood was down spiraling. Some losses, some minor wins, and ever since The Usos got their hands on the titles, they were out of the picture completely.
The chances for the Rhodes brothers winning, even when they work together? Very slim.
16. Kofi Kingston
Before the Royal Rumble, Kofi Kingston got a huge win over Randy Orton. People who called out "push" after this sure went fast. And wrong. Some rather meaningless wins, mostly at live shows, and many more losses leave me to no other conclusion that Kingston winning the Battle Royal would be nothing but a fluke.
17. The Miz
People who read here know that I am not by far a fan of The Miz, and that I consider Miz TV a waste of space and time. If they tried to establish a second Cutting Edge or Peepshow with him, WWE clearly failed. With this being said, I feel the same about his spot in the Battle Royal. He joins the ranks of Fandango, 3MB, and - sadly - Damien Sandow.
Who would I give the remaining 13 spots to?
People we haven't seen in a while would be the vague answer to that. Not "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, or Booker T, no! But people like Curt Hawkins, Justin Gabriel, Tyson Kidd, Ezekiel Jackson... For all I care even JTG and Yoshi Tatsu. Those people deserve a Wrestlemania moment, even if it means they get thrown over the top in the first minute of the match.
Wrestlers I could definitely see in the match would be Alexander Rusev for example. Even if he doesn't deserve the win as being part of the main roster only to be in the Royal Rumble and cut vignettes at the weekly shows, but to spice the match up a little he would definitely be the man to go with.
Another obvious pick would be Darren Young, especially since Titus O'Neil is in the match as well. He won against O'Neil in their short feud, and he keeps being victorious over him at live events. Why he isn't in the match by default due to that is making me wonder why.
The Real Americans would have been a great and interesting input as well, but since Rybaxel have been pulled form the card in favor of a rumored Triple Threat Tag Team Match between them, Cesaro and Swagger, and The Usos, the chances of them being in the match are more than slim.
Who do I NOT want to see in the Battle Royal?
As mentioned above, I want no legends and Hall Of Famers to be seen in there, and the very same thing goes for JBL and The New Age Outlaws (who are supposed to be in a match with Kane against The Shield, if I'm not mistaken).
Furthermore, I hope that people like The Great Khali, Santino Marella, Hornswoggle, and the god forsaken bull El Torito won't be a part of the match. Those are pretty likely participants though, which I am dreading with my whole heart.
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